Things That Make You Go "Hmmm...?"

There is nothing remotely theological about this post, but it is most definitely funny!  It is a list of things in life that make you question, and of course my snarky answers to said questions.

1. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?  -  The last shall be first and the first shall be last
2. Why do psychics ask for your name?  -  here's a shocker, cause they don't actually know anything!
3. Is “cute as a button” really a compliment?  -  No, trust me, I know it's not
4. If something “goes without saying” why do people still say that?  -  cause people like to talk
5. What hair color do they put on the liscense of a bald man?  -  I would put "N/A"
6. Why is the word abbreviation so long?  -  cause it's waiting to be abbreviated
7. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - there is a point of no return with dairy products
8. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?  -  it's a fact, they actually are practicing
9. Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?  -  is the glass half empty or half full?
10. Should vegatarians eat animal crackers?  -  not unless they're hypocrites